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| Zombies enjoy Ghoul-AID! |
How to Prevent Zombies from Suffering the Hunger!
Zombies created by reputable zomporiums with licensed necromancers are less likely to eat your face. With the proper necromancer magic, zombies stop decaying, maintain better skin-muscle cohesion, and do not lose eyeballs, tongues, and toes.In other words, don't cheap out and buy from an unauthorized zombie dealer or with an out-of-country mill operation. Illegally made zombies are more likely to attack humans and animals, and the inferior creation process means extremities detach, guts spillage occurs, and skin flakes off.
However, the most important aspect of zombie ownership is ensuring that your zombies never suffer from the Hunger. Zombies require annual necro-immunizations against the Hunger--or weekly doses of appetite suppressants (such as Ghoul-AID).
Fun Fact: One of Molly Bartolucci's friends is Trina Molina, whose father invented and manufactures Ghoul-AID on a global scale!
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Get to a secure hiding place or to a weapon. Many zombies owners keep bats, machetes, or guns loaded with zombie bullets as preventative measures. Zombies don't give up, run fast, jump long distances, and have no emotional or rational abilities. No matter how long you've had your zombie, you will always be in danger should it get the Hunger.
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What if Your Zombie Gets the Hunger?
Your first course of action is to get as far away from your zombie as possible and call the Zombie Enforcement Unit. ZEU is well trained in the capture and disposal of non-compliant zombies, especially those in the throes of the Hunger. |
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Get to a secure hiding place or to a weapon. Many zombies owners keep bats, machetes, or guns loaded with zombie bullets as preventative measures. Zombies don't give up, run fast, jump long distances, and have no emotional or rational abilities. No matter how long you've had your zombie, you will always be in danger should it get the Hunger.
Michele Vail loves zombies, and that's why she follows all the laws and protocols for zombie ownership. Support authors who support zombies ... Buy UNCHOSEN now!
Kindness and Respect for the Walking Dead
Unfortunately, zombie abuse occurs across all levels of society. Zombies who are not provided suitable shelter, inappropriate clothing, annual well-being visits to their zombie makers, and/or who are verbally and physically assaulted will often be victims of the Hunger. Neglectful zombie owners are far more likely to get eaten than those who approach zombie ownership with kindness and respect. We invite you to watch this PSA presented by Citizens for Zombie Rights. Please report zombie abuse!
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